Seeing this sign at Universal Studios Hollywood I thought there must be some joke there. We know it's for safety purposes but have you ever noticed that there's just as much complaining as fun at an amusement park. Best to make fun of it all than ruin the experience. Try these on for size:
Amusement parks are mis-named. They should be called "Wait in Line" parks.
I love amusement parks. It's the only place you can lose your kids and make it look like an accident.
They say last year 20 million people went to the park. That must have been the day I was there.
What adults like most about rollercoasters is being able to sit down after waiting in line for two hours.
Isn't it strange that when you're finally tall enough to ride all the rides at the amusement park, you have enough sense to not want to?
Humor courtesy of halife.com