It's common to hear the saying "the customer is always right." But often the customer can be wrong. Matt Brownell of
mainstreet.com, a site that offers personal finance tips and advice, reports that every day customers behave in ways that make the lives of waiters, cashiers, customer service reps and other retail workers miserable. In one of a series of articles, flight attendants and customer service representatives offered tips on keeping the skies friendly. Below are portions from the report.
Get Off the Phone
This is a common complaint in most retail industries, but it bears repeating here: It's rude to talk on the phone while interacting with the person behind the counter. And when you're at the airport checking your bags, it slows things down for everyone.
Respect the people behind the counter enough to put your phone away when you're speaking with them. And if not for their sake, do it for the people behind you who are delayed by your chatty ways.
We Don't Want Your Germs
If there's one thing worse than seeing a passenger approach with a phone glued to his ear, it's seeing a passenger approach with a ticket in his mouth.
Passengers have their hands full with bags, and they want easy access for their ID or boarding pass, so they wind up holding it in their mouth. But handing someone a ticket that was just in your mouth is extremely gross. Put it in your pocket.
The Tray Table Is Not a Changing Table
Speaking of gross, please note that the tray tables are for eating, not for changing diapers. People will eat off that table, and it's not cleaned after every flight.
It mentions repeating: The tray tables are not cleaned after every flight, and even if they were, changing a diaper on a surface that someone is going to eat off is not OK. Be considerate of future passengers, and don't put the flight attendants in the position of having to stop you mid-diaper change.
There are few air travel topics more controversial than babies and small children on planes, and if it's a headache for passengers, it's a safe bet that it's a major headache for the flight attendants who have to deal with both the crying babies and the passengers complaining about said babies.
One recommendation is bringing ear plugs if you don't have noise-canceling headphones, and passengers traveling with babies may want to bring a supply of earplugs for surrounding passengers.
Most importantly: flight attendants aren't babysitters. Flight attendants are not here for people to just pass their babies off to go to the bathroom. Airlines don't have stuff to keep kids occupied, so come prepared with games and books.
Everyone Has to Be Somewhere
When flights are delayed or overbooked, the customer service representative manning the gate can quickly become the most put-upon person in the terminal. And that's especially true if there aren't enough passengers willing to be voluntarily bumped from the flight, which means that someone with a ticket isn't getting on.
Situations like these aren't fun for anyone, and passengers have a right to feel aggrieved. But screaming will only make someone else's day worse, and if you have a pressing need to depart on time, your best bet is to politely state your case.
Take Your Seat ...
Not all seats are created equally, and if you're on a flight that isn't sold out you might be inclined to stake out better real estate -- say, a seat that's further from the lavatory or that has more leg room. But wait until the plane is in the air and the seatbelt light is off to go searching for greener pastures, because the plane can't take off until you're seated.
... And Listen to the Flight Attendants
Sure, the flight attendant said to stow your carry-on bag under the seat in front of you. But as long as it's out of the way, it doesn't matter where you put it, right? No one is going to want another persons' or their own carry-on bag sticking out and blocking their egress in a smoke-filled cabin. In other words, it's for your own safety.
The same holds true for putting your tray up and turning off your cell phone. That last one has plenty of dissidents, who argue that a single phone can't interfere with the plane's communications. But phones can also serve as a distraction during take-off and landing, when accidents are most likely.
Overhead Etiquette
"The overhead bin is shared space, and each bin should fit three people's luggage in it," says a flight attendant for a major airline. "But sometimes that one passenger will put their jacket, briefcase, and roll-aboard suitcase in there. What about the other two people in that row?"
Hogging the overhead bins is not only inconsiderate to your fellow fliers, it also makes things tough for the flight attendants, who get blamed by the other passengers when they can't find room for their own luggage.
Also know that workplace safety regulations dictate that flight attendants are only supposed to help passengers guide the bag into the compartment -- not lift it for them.
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